Learn other languages. Learn to knit. Build a Bag of Holding. Develop both "Power Word: Fortitude" and "Power Word: Death". (Ok, maybe not that last one. How about "Power Word: I Hope For Your Sake That A Hospital Is Nearby"?)
Add a few more hours to the day. Develop an extended-release, crashless type of caffeine. Develop matter transporters. Bring back the Super Nintendo. Enable photographic memories, and neural printers that can print real-life screenshots. Build a VR computer system like in Kilobyte. Boy, this list is long...
Cure all diseases. Enforce world peace. Learn to read minds. Obtain Immortality.... The impossible.
ReplyDelete"Attempt"? I thought I couldn't fail.. ;)
ReplyDeleteLearn other languages. Learn to knit. Build a Bag of Holding. Develop both "Power Word: Fortitude" and "Power Word: Death". (Ok, maybe not that last one. How about "Power Word: I Hope For Your Sake That A Hospital Is Nearby"?)
Add a few more hours to the day. Develop an extended-release, crashless type of caffeine. Develop matter transporters. Bring back the Super Nintendo. Enable photographic memories, and neural printers that can print real-life screenshots. Build a VR computer system like in Kilobyte. Boy, this list is long...
I would reclaim my life without hurting those I loved....
ReplyDeleteDude - you actually just said "enforce world peace"...
ReplyDeleteOh, and wish granted Laura... While I'm at it - I've found that crashless upper you are looking for, I call the secret ingredient S.L.E.E.P.
I also have a crazy idea about matter transportation that has the working title "FedEx" - but I might re-name it to "BikeCourier"...